glimpse into the mind,,

(tearing around the House holding a broomstick singing mission impossiblE)

duh duh duh duh duh duh,,,, (shifty eyes),,,, duhduh duh duh duh duhduh (fLiPs,,, actually rolls over coutch alMost taking an eyE out with his "gun") dadadah,,, dadadah,,, duh duh duhduh duh duh duh,,,, Iforget how the rest goes. i stop. put the brooMstick between my legs and ride it around thwe house yelling yippee and Ggeddyup and whOa. that gets old quick. so i see how maNy times i can sNeAk up on the Dog. shes alseep now. so I armycrawl on the shag carpEt or the first 10 feet but as i get closer i begin to run keeping my head low. i put my face right next to her nose and yell. BOOOGGABOOGGA!!!! she yips and runs into some corner shaking. i'll have to remember that one for next time shes alseep. i Bet she starts going bald. hehe. waIt,,, somEthing catches my eye. a squirrel out the window. that squirrels gonna Be just as bald as the dog If i can gEt my hands on it. after smacking my head on the glass thrice, i pull the doors open and chase the squirrel for about 3 seconds. it runs up a tree. cheater. i see a rake. so i patrol the tree for about three hours till me fingers fall off. all the while singing mission impossible.


note- this is the first i can get word out,, head for the rendezvous rendezvus,,, rendezvoue,,,,,,

head for the hills. (shifty eyes)

bada bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bumbumbum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!